I was at church for a meeting, and arrived absurdly early, which is my M.O., thankfully I always have something to read in the car. So I am peacefully reading when an O'Dea golf team bus arrives, and the coach parks even worse than I normally do. I was trapped in my car, I couldn't get my door open enough to get out. When I drove the Queen Mary, I could climb over the console with relative ease, it is considerably harder in this little lunchbox of a car. I had to pretzel myself up to get out the passenger door, I was all the way over in the passenger seat, but my left leg was still over in the drivers seat well. There were more contortions, and a few bowling words, but I managed to crawl out of the car. Crawling back in the car from the passenger side was equally enjoyable. Afterwards I realized that I could have just re-parked in a more amenable space, and saved myself the entire spectacle.